website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old

Not strong enough

corpsepose:

happy easter

elletrico:


an actual photo of me this summer

elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

edwad:

if nessie ends up being real that is going to be the most exciting and most useless thing to ever happen in the history of the world

 Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins