Relationship Status: Disgrace
Sexual Orientation: Evil as plain as the scar on my face
Drop dat thang
mom can she sleep over
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
My mom got mad at me and told me to take this off the door